I don't know why programming language nerds dunk on JavaScript. Is it elegantly designed like Haskel? No, but is it powerful and robust like C#? Neither, but is it fun and cool to learn like Python? Also no.

Make mistakes! Learn! Take down prod!

Is it really a demonstration unless you erratically circle the final result with your mouse?

Do you know why it’s called IPv6? Because Big Mac was taken.

OPSEC 101

This dog is amazing for my social skills. Everyone wants to talk to me about my horse sized dog.😂 Meeting tons of people in my boyfriends town just walking.🙂 Been getting a lot of questions and DM’s about how to get a job in cyber security. My advice: Just hack until they

"What made you think that was a good idea!?" What made you think I thought it was a good idea?

#otd in 1991 Tim Berners-Lee first posted on an online newsgroup about a project he was working on called "The World Wide Web." w3.org/People/Berners… #WebHistory #tdih #TodayInHistory Tim Berners-Lee

Beware the Prosperity Gospel of Tech Twitter. This whole system is algorithmically designed to make you feel bad about yourself and your progress. Measure only against your previous self. Don’t worry about people’s cars or houses, focus on you, then send the ladder back down.

#harshtruths #SOC #cybersecurity #blueteam

I smash the wine out of Jesus' hand, his party tricks impressing everyone but me. "GIVE US THE SUPERCONDUCTOR," I yell in Aramaic.

mRr3b00t North Atlantic Fella Organization Same old, same old. Oh and nekkid, obvs

Plugging in USB flash drives you found on the ground is how you build a PC's immune system.

Twitch canceled all of my subs (including turbo) without me canceling them..?

Yo momma so fat Gerard Kuiper had to make her belt

🐈‍⬛ BABY BEAN'S CHARITY BASH 🐈‍⬛ To celebrate Baby Bean's memory, I'll be doing my first ever charity stream to raise money for St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital! There will be games, guests, and lots of fun donation goals over the course of an 8 hour stream! I hope to see

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