*sound on* 🔊I’m being really childish laughing at my farting iron!!! 🤣🤣💨 #ironing #farting instagram.com/p/B5lK18eH4yR/…

Christmas Matryoshka dolls assemble! 🥰🎄#russiandolls ##matryoshkadoll instagram.com/p/B6ds-AHnVe3/…

This has left me utterly shocked. Too close to home but you have to keep calm and carry on and grab a bag of snacks from the shop and feed the PC’s on the scene guard. Stay safe guys. 👮🏻‍♀️ #Streatham

A belated tweet of the latest to join CN - taken a couple of weeks back our newest did us proud on both the parade square and in their dress standard. Congrats one and all ⁦Camden Police⁩ ⁦Islington Police⁩

It’s only day one of self isolation and the googerly eyes are out. 👀 🐘😼😹 #catslife #catsofinstagram #londoncovid19 #london #isolation @ London, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/B95Qo4knMr9/…

Where there were boxes there are now crumbs. Thank you very much to ⁦Krispy Kreme UK⁩ for their very kind gift. The police and doughnuts might be a cliché but what a delicious cliché.

Dyslexia is NOT a barrier to joining the police, please read the blog below from a serving officer in a neighbouring force. Help is available throughout training and the MPS has a great support group.

Get help for #DomesticAbuse. Call 999 if in immediate danger. If you can’t speak and are calling from a mobile, listen to the operator and, when prompted, dial 55 to connect to the police, who will help. Find support: gov.uk/domestic-abuse #YouAreNotAlone

Glastonbury I miss you but my memories and photos will get me through until next year! #glastonburyfestival #glastonbury2020 @ Glastonbury Festival instagram.com/p/CB32r4cp2_U/…

My job may have changed but I never forget where I came from! #saveourtheatres @ London, United Kingdom instagram.com/p/CEumZ0xHC7B/…

This is one of my favourite views. Just me and my camper-van. 🥰 #vwt3 #vwlife @ Salisbury, Wiltshire instagram.com/p/CFF-KtjH8TG/…

My much-loved 24-year old bicycle was stolen from in front of the British Library in September - today I had the best Christmas present, my bike was found and returned by wonderful PC Debz Charnley of Kentish Town North and South Wards - many thanks and Happy Christmas Metropolitan Police!

Meowy Christmas from Asia and me! She’s not impressed with her Xmas outfit! 😹😻🎄 instagram.com/p/CJNHpx4HbZA/…

Happy Meoow Year from me and the cat! 😹😻 #catslife #catsofinstagram #happynewyear2021 instagram.com/p/CJeWJm5nC7_/…

I’m going to miss our try to get out of each other’s way corridor dance that would often take place. 😔 RIP John

This week we laid to rest our devoted colleague PC John Fabrizi who passed away in January after contracting Covid-19. We continue to send our thoughts to his extended family as we pause to thank him for his service. May he rest in peace.

Can someone push the button on the NHS booking site please! 🥺It’s 6 months since my second jab and catching covid in January made my asthma worse so been desperate for the booster and sick of being told I dont qualify 😤

Isiah is last believed to have been seen within the #Croydon area this afternoon near Croydon Housing Office in Mint Walk. If seen call 101 ref CAD 2565/11 Jun. x.com/MPSHillingdon/…

My Uncle and my Dad. I couldn’t be there but glad Edwina Currie enjoyed it!