erm... what the bardock!?!?

I haven't been part of a team since I was with the 4 Bardocks (Reprise)

i will never forget when frieza did this to me...

FRIEZA NEVER INVITED ME TO PLAY SUPER MARIO WORLD WHY DOES GINYU GET TO BE THERE AND NOT ME, BARDOCK!!!!!

Yar har har, which landlubber among ye will come aboard me pirate crew, we sail at dawn to plunder Frieza's Galleon

I'm back from the space gas station, where did everyone go?

I AM IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN EVERY MUSCLE ON MY BODY IS GOING TO BURST LIKE A LARGE BALLOON

Hi, I'm ADHD Bardock, and my plan for saving ZLarp is tying a big rope to it and pulling really hard and seeing if we can lift it out of the big ravine it's in

all this time I just been sitting here eating rocks

woah... I'm so soft

YEEEEEOOOOOWWCCH kakarot that HURT MY BACK

caveman bardock re-emerge every 1000 years, or so legend go

me and the last song i put in my ear

Has you ever gone freakin super bardock before? Yuh, didn't think so bub

My full frieza government name is Hugo Bardock

me walking out of my hole in the ground to wish you (the viewer) a merry christmas

Bardock use to eat rock. Now all Bardock wants is have his skull bashed in with a rock