i like that the car plays a little jingle when you don't wear a seatbelt to reward your bravery

it’s important to remember muslim lenin on his birthday

she’s the tiniest girl in the whole world

He sent me a photo of our two dissertations “kissing”

I'm not doing anything. There is no salvaging anything, only the rotting corpse from under the rubble of a come-down-to-earth sky castle of him who died long ago

top fears in lab 1. unbalanced ultracentrifuge 2. ultracentrifuge during earth quake 3. unbalanced centrifuge 4. centrifuge during earthquake 5. coworker running unbalanced ultracentrifuge 6. coworker running unbalanced centrifuge 7. ultracentrifuge decides it’s my time

There is always China

Last charge of the Hunnic riders

Israel killed some children again today - but fortunately they didn't damage a statue, so there will be no apology or killers getting 30 days in jail.

horse laying head on table with lots of paperwork and documents lazy pony office job doesn’t wanna work

fucked up and evil vs stoic and calm

Legally all doctors are allowed to hit you on the knee with a little hammer. Even PhDs. They just rarely exercise this right

A Mughal delegation depicted in Ten Thousand Nations Coming to Pay Tribute

Never trust a man with a profile picture of him taking a selfie obscuring his face

Looking back on my old stories with the same disgust a fastidious serial killer would feel upon revisiting a particularly sloppy murder