grape flavour >

i go too unserious this semester. priorities don change

thank God for 2 sims iphone, mtn n glo have just been taking intermittent turns to be mad recently.

overseas dem wan chop me like suya

stop projecting n stfu

we were barred from ironing our clothes in sec. school, but my clothes never failed to look crisp. idek how

Present day Nigeria too crazy bro. One moment money dey your hand, the next, you dey plot graph of how you fit guide 5k for 2 weeks.

try dey tweet, don’t be an NPC

highly need vitamin M

Omo. I no guide at all.

i no dey chop brownies for my life again. the cruise e carry me go. fuck

wetin city dey play for this penalty 😂

pk

Make she flirt with me too ffs. Na person born me.

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

It’s almost like men are humans