The people chant ‘Lesbian Pig.’ And then a Merlin appears. Coincidence? I think not—

“Good morning, friends, strangers, enemies.”

// should probably mention: Not actually a lewd account, though that’s not to say I won’t interact or write it myself. Just a heads up that my interest won’t last, if you’re just here to get in Merlin’s nearly nonexistent pants—

“Smile, somebody loves you.” “.... I mean, not me, maybe, but somebody out there surely loves you.”

//I can already tell that Merlin is gonna have rocky start.

“Pig? You say that like it’s supposed to be a bad thing.”

“Why not.” Stolen;

“Did someone call for a sin?”

Gowther is Guila’s bottom bitch—

// well this TL is no long SFW. Oof—-

//Finally done with work. Time for chaos!

“So, What have I missed while I was away?”

‘Poof’

𝒜𝓃 𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒾𝓃 𝓈𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒸𝒽 𝑜𝒻 𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝑜𝓇𝓉... - 𝒩𝑒𝓌 𝐵𝑜𝒶 𝐻𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑜𝒸𝓀 - 𝐵𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁, 𝒻𝑒𝓂𝒶𝓁𝑒 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓃 - 𝒞𝓇𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓁𝓎 - 𝒮𝓂𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝒟𝑀𝓈 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 - ❤️/🔁?

//there you go

“𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕖... 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗?” —Muse Revival— Gen:Lock | GLRP | MVRP Mature Themes Foul Language RTs appreciated

*insert obligatory proof of life here

“𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕡𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥, 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕝𝕪 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪” -Julia Jinyu, Fooly Cooly -FLCL | MVRP -Mature Themes - Ship; Haruko, Chem (but probably not—) RTs appreciated