have you heard that officers macaroni and mccarthy are allergic to women? #PICLAWSSO #BobRosco #DistrictV

i like that people are using west asia more than middle east now

One of my favorite moments of District V, car ascident #ABettelProduction #Cliproaches #DistrictV

nothing beats rewatching haikyuu once you’re actually familiar with all the characters

apparently people are discoursing about writing, so here's the writing advice i've personally found most useful (usually credited to gary provost)

LSPD GIRLS 🚨 GRL GVNG me and my girls ain't here to play #DistrictV

#PAYTONDWEEMER: stateside #DistrictV #phreid

going back to when boss saw jimmy for the first time after the server opened 🥹 he's so happyyyyy

u caught me at a very district V time of my life

🕹️: There was a chase with 🦁’s gang. I love 🦁’s gang specifically because they give me the best chases, I live for that kind of stuff 🕹️: *explains how he lost them after 10 min after being blocked by a local for just 0.5 sec* 🐝💬: *explains that 🦁’s car has crazy

*There's a downed "cat" in the PD ❔: 1 meow for yes, 2 meows for no ❔: East Los Santos drug bust? 🐱: Meow! 👻🚽: *on radio* Please keep a lookout on East Los Santos for a meow. East Los Santos drug bust meow 👹: 10-4 meow #DistrictV

rokuchase abt each other really 🥹

#DistrictV #TomoyaTime #VoxPopuLIVE #phreid *👹enters VC (AHHH sfx)* 🌻You scared the sh*t out of me ❔I'm so used to the sonar ping not that one 🐝What's ur 20? 👹88 clocking in *👻🚽enters VC* 👹You're not in uniform, where's the voice? *Dweemers voice* 👹Good morning, Dweems

🐊⛓️: You guys saw Justine at the baby shower with the… oh man 👹: Oh yeah 📖 was making some craaaazy outfits for Justine, I mean… 🌻: It was ouuuut man ❔: You were playing fking dangerous games 👹: And I remember once there was a store robbery happening like right before

*✨💫 pops into VC* 🐝💬: Roku Nana~~ ✨💫: Helloooooo Hiiii ❔: What’s uuuuup ✨💫: Duuuuude what’s up, I’m at hotpot right now, and I’m in the toilet right now making this call ❔: Ah I was gonna say that sounds like a toilet 😂 🌻: You are pulling a Dweemer (👻🚽) 🤣

kate and simon joking around until anthony steps away for a moment and then kate turns to simon deadpan and says “between me and you i wouldve tried to shoot you too” and then goes right back to joking around when anthony returns. and simon is like WHY ARE THERE TWO OF THEM

🌷: 007, what's your 20? 🕹️: I'm in the back rooms. 🐰☕️: *hopping off* I hope you have a fun rest of the recap. 🐝💬: Officer 7-2 is 10-13! We need help! 👻🚽: The only time I ever used that code was when Vox died of thirst. 👹: I'm walking in, I realize I've run out and I don't