“Instant Gratification” by Jill Shalvis This will never not be funny to me

Took care of a whole house of sick people for two weeks unscathed. The morning I wake up to go on a business trip… and I wake up congested 🤧 🤒 😭

894 day reading streak!!! What’s yours?

Just got my IUD replaced and I’ve never hated men more than now so I don’t get pregnant. I still love my husband. But I might need him to move out 😝

My mom raised a complainer. Not a little b*tch. I’ll survive this. But you’re going to hear about it.

Herbal cramp tea for the win. I can finally sit up straight again. 1000 mg of Ibuprofen helped too.

Heating pad isn’t cutting it. Hot bath time. I need to be immersed in the heat of the sun.

Is it just me or did they use ai during the “investigation of lucy letby” on Netflix? Or am I just not used to the screen quality change?

Had a near 90 minute bath and feel normal again. Now to rehydrate 🚰

Feeling completely renewed again. No pain or discomfort anymore. Recovering from getting an IUD replaced was probably one of my most painful experiences as a woman (since I've never had kids), and any man that says this sh*t is easy... it's hands on site, buddy boy 🥊🤺⚔️💀

Nvm. Ai was used to keep people anonymous…

“Earth Girls Are Easy” is a guilty pleasure movie for me.

I just saw a couple at the grocery store and the girl was sipping coffee while her flower carrying (like two or three bouquets) boyfriend grabbed whatever she pointed at. I love that for her.

Don't say anything just repost.

I've really been getting into documentaries and Korean dramas lately.🍿

My brain is connecting dots I didn't even know were there. Maybe I need a nap.

Today's obsessive thought: How much did the Divergent books and movies have so many nuances that didn't click until I was in my 30s.

Everyone can pick and choose the faction they want to join and find "their people." But try to change your decision or make no decision at all, then you're silenced.

In 2026, people are either trying to leave the "factions" they chose in order to fit in, or "scared straight" to stay where their comfort zone is. And the other half are comfortable staying comfortable because they're either too scared to help enact change ot truly don't care.

Some of the most fun I had today was loud singing Besos I by Bo Burnham with my 18 year old.