No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

Do humans like being swallowed alive? Anacondas in new survey say 'yes'.

i love that part in dune 2 when timothee chalamet says ,'dune machale dune machale dune' and then everyone breaks into dance

if logan lerman doesn’t pick up the phone for beach read dev patel better !

me after BEGGING my friends to take my pictures

i think he would be perfect for a romcom

Few things can fill me with as much unbridled rage as anti-feminist mothers of girls. Repugnant class traitors

my girlfriend is furious about our problematic rage gap. i don't feel really strongly about it one way or another

finally got my ass up and set up my bookshelf

crying

(on a first date knowing women like it when you ask questions about them) what the hells wrong with you

i've never had to learn to roll a blunt because i'm a beautiful woman

King Von Force Ghost🇵🇸 Booktok is a girl showing you a book with a twee cutesy cover where 100 pages in a guy does Pasolini level degradation to the main female protagonist

i wish we could've met as kids. you would've loved the softer me.

i am destroying myself so other people can't. it's the worst kind of control but it's the only form i know.

need her