when I finish the popsicle and starting gnawing on the stick

my twitter is only for the people who finished last during their mile run in PE

you’re in his dms but im in his nightmares

annual first day of fall post

the three branches of the government

Gone Girl (2014)

hozier really said “no grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her” and i just feel like all men need to sit and think about that

santa has been arrested

my girlfriend just told me to not let her buy anything at the mall which is kinda like when a werewolf asks you to chain them to a tree on the night of a full moon.

can’t stop thinking about this

I love being out the loop. Don’t update me.

I GOT THREE THINGS TO SAY. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND GENTLEMENNNNNN. STAAAAART. YOUUUUUR. ENGINESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! 🚨🦅🇺🇸👹

you obviously weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered on disney channel