Those cheap pencils with erasers that screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

I'm so important that when I go into the supermarket the doors open by themselves when I'm entering (;

When you forget the name of something when you're about to ask for it: "Can you pass me that thing?" "what thing?" "THAT THING! -_-"

My girlfriend just texted me saying “I want you to get me wet when I get home ;)”. I've got 15 water balloons ready… I can't wait.

Blake Northcott - Relapse (Vs. Reality #2) Playlist - goo.gl/ZG7cP via bipolarbrunette

Cover Reveal: Through the Ever Night by Veronica Rossi - goo.gl/eXkDK via bipolarbrunette

It's hotter than hell. No joke. The devil himself popped in and said: "Fuck this shit... Hell's nicer than Kansas. Later." #HelpMe

*watching the race* Lu says: It's not Kasey Kahne's fault! That guy fucking pushed him! LMFAO!

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Thinking Too Hard: Panties Twisted- Bloggers, Authors & Bullies (Part 2) - goo.gl/ImFvL via bipolarbrunette

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Zombie Theory 101: Prions - goo.gl/NRL1R via bipolarbrunette

Having dinner with the most beautiful bipolarbrunette love u.

Giving away 4 copies of NASCARTheGame. Retweet to be eligible. Plus, free downloads -> jeffgordon.com/media/download…. #Team24

I hate it when the first impression of someone is that their stupid and it turns out that their really a fucking idiot. bipolarbrunette

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