We’ve got another 30 minutes of pain… #england #EURO2024

When you watched Johnson lie every fucking day, you had no power. When you found out the Tories gave billions to their mates, you had no power. When your mortgage increased because of that useless twat Truss, you had no power. Tomorrow you have power. Use it #GeneralElection

Just seen the gig of the year..👏🏻👏🏻#thekillers #gigs The Killers #London

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“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas

Is there anyone in the UK not trying to get on Ticketmaster right now 🤣🤣#meltdown

The prize is not Oasis tickets, the prize today is to say you got onto #ticketmaster site! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 4 minutes to go…

🙈 when everyone starts saying they got tickets on here #ticketmaster #oasis FFS!

There’s a big chance I’m in a pre-queue for a queue for an already sold out tour #oasis.. #ticketmaster

In years to come people will be getting Error 503 tattoo’s to show they tried to join the queue… #oasis #Ticketmaster #Errror503

I think I’ll watch the Netflix documentary ‘the queue’. Real fans sharing their stories of what they did on Saturday 31st August 2024 #oasis #ticketmaster

Perhaps there’s time to go wash the car, get a hair cut, do the shopping, book next years holiday and still be in the queue.. #oasis #ticketmaster

At the current speed of the queue (87.3 transactions per minute) I now forecast that I will be at the front of the queue in 37 hours 12 minutes.. #oasis #ticketmaster

Queue is going down by 200 people per minute, at this rate I’m due to reach the front at 3.49am Sunday!! #oasis #ticketmaster

5 frigging hours, I’ve given up.. enjoy your Saturday, in that time I had joined a pre-queue, reached the queue and moved 60k places with another 139k in front..🙄 #oasis #ticketmaster

Got to be more dates added - it’s all about £… #oasis #ticketmaster

This queue is bringing back the PTSD from the Saturday morning oasis queue. WTF.. #coldplay

Explaining again that milk doesn’t just go off at midnight because someone printed a frigging date on the label. 🙄

Just put 2 tickets for sale, Saturday night, same price as bought, Paul Weller on Fans Sale part of EventimUK #paulweller #EventimUK #eventimapollo Paul Weller Eventim Apollo

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