breaking bad could make 11 spin offs and i will watch them all

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This is a real interaction I recently had with a man

This is so funny I’m sorry

“I’m incredibly distraught that a woman this attractive would never take a second glance at me so I must write a post to let everyone know how small my dick is”

#stiffsockspod

I worked 57 hours on my fall break from school and my paycheck was $440

I’m blonde now. So that’s weird.

idk

barbzzz it's that time again... if this tweet get's 25k likes we will have another Barbz Day, even bigger and better than last year. do your thing, Barbz 💖💅 #chilisgrillandbarbz

bpd awareness month <3 i am very aware <3 here’s a poem about it

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