when i spend my money trying something new on the menu & it tastes bad

Eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se eu durmo ou se aproveito a vida:

I like people who find a way There is always a way

going from reading 12+ books a month to barely finishing 3

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

5 things i need in my life rn: 1. to travel 2. friends to travel with 3. a partner who loves to travel 4. nice clothes to travel in 5. money to travel

Me and my sister when someone says we look the same

i don’t know why people mad it’s true, as a british person i can only name 3 basketball players in the nba stephen curry, lebron james and michael jordan the nba isn’t that huge outside america

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable 🙂‍↕️

Meghan Trainor ate this year’s theme omg #Metgala

THE DETAILS WHEW.

Dear apple, please stop autocorrecting “dey” to “Dey”, I know what tf I’m typing!!

I respect make up artist and hairstylists even more because this ain’t easy to pull

when i explain him basic human rights and he says “oh so you are a feminist type woman”

esse vestido é realmente uma OBRA DE ARTE