#BellLetsTalk

I’m in the ‘you think she’s asleep, but find her cutting all the hair off her dolls’ phase.

You’d think with everyone staying home, more sidewalks would be shovelled and salted.

Ramen, WandaVision Finale, and Beer. The most exciting evening in a while.

So it’s come to this. Just got the #UberEatsPass.

Listening to Hotel California as my kids sing along is as relaxing as a Saturday morning can get. #TheEagles

The smell of chicken from the Portuguese restaurant around the corner has made its way into my backyard. With that, the sun, and the breeze, if I close my eyes I can imagine I’m back at Praia da Mira.

Nudist resorts are already weird, but when you add the word “Family” before it…

My daughters school is near a plaza. So each morning on my way to drop her off, I get a notification “6 mins to Taco Bell.” I promise I’m not eating that breakfast.

We back #RTZ #Raptors #WeTheNorth

Smiling because votes count double today ⭐️ Fred VanVleet | #NBAAllStar ⭐️ 1 RT = 2 VOTES ⭐️

This is Fred VanVleet’s world, and we’re all just living in it #NBAAllStar

The next iRobot feature should just follow your pet around the house.

My stove top has a burner that says “Rapid Boil” and another that says “Fast Boil.” I’m going to spend the rest of my life wondering which one is better.

Mohawk College News Public Relations grads share their success stories on LinkedIn. Applications are being accepted for September. If you're thinking about a PR or corporate communications career, look where our grads are landing! bit.ly/3PdE94Z #PublicRelations #PostGrad

Having a slow-close toilet seat at home, is dangerous everywhere else.

The City of Hamilton had me shake my fist victoriously after receiving an email saying I’ve been approved to pay my property tax, before quickly realizing what that meant. Well played, Hamilton.

Netflix (not so) Live #NetflixFight

This game has more flags than the UN. Fix this. #TNF #NFL