I was one of those, btw, warning how bad it would be and how Trump 2 would be much worse than anyone assumed. But even I didn’t have ‘cancel all aid including to kids with HIV and malaria’ and ‘let the world’s richest man get access to our private data’ on my 2025 bingo card.

BREAKING: Trump is reportedly moving to eliminate the Department of Education, just like Project 2025 mapped out. We told you. We screamed it. But some of y’all were too busy swallowing propaganda to read the fine print. CONGRATS: Now you kids will be even more ignorant than

Heck of a job, Dearborn. Especially you, Rashida Tlaib.

We need generational change at every level of our politics. This photo... my God.

After bullying & expelling international war hero Volodymyr Zelenskyy from the White House, Trump returns to Mar-a-Lago, where he’ll play some golf & wine/dine with fellow rapist and child sex trafficker, Andrew Tate. Motherfucker can rot in hell.

In my whole life, now 70 years, I have never seen a coward like Merrick Garland. I have never seen someone completely fail to do the most basic aspects of their job. IMO he was given his job because he didn't get the Supreme Court appointment. This "make good" was disastrous.

The country doesn’t run on Dunkin’, it runs on Blue state tax revenue. There’s power in that.

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

I'm genuinely entertained I'm also deeply frightened that the president is engaged in this

I know we're having fun, but imagine how much MORE fun it would be to live in a functioning democracy where two fragile billionaires crashing out didn't impact, say, rural hospital closures.

What is the German word for a fight where you’re rooting for no one to win and for both sides to tear each other to shreds?

This motherfucker is being protested from all over the world and it’s fucking glorious

Found the tweet for this one.

“I didn’t vote bc they both suck” This is on you too.

CAN I GET AN UPDATE ON THIS YOU CUNTS

At least we can finally well and truly retire that BS talking point: ‘Trump never started any new wars.’

So to clarify the timeline: Trump promises to release the Epstein files for his entire campaign. Bondi says they’re on her desk. Trump gets told he’s in them. Bondi says whoopsies, turns out the Epstein files don’t actually exist.

The entire timeline without saying it

So right-wing podcasters have free speech. But left-wing comedians who quote the right-wing podcasters do not. Got it.

That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January