Pouring one out for The Reverend Jesse Jackson. A giant and a champion for civil rights and equality. But can anyone read Green Eggs and Ham better? No.

Somebody has to be there to make sure Pep isn’t cheating at curling.

Please no

BREAKING: Dubai, right now.

Next time I get the middle seat on a long flight…

The GirlScouts:

“Hey coach… but… the trophies are on the other mountain…”

So, some kid called me a boomer today for using ChatGPT and not Claude.

The jobs program we never thought we needed

New Dinosaurs documentary didn’t live up to the hype 🦖

this made me feel insane

Relatable…

We’ve noticed a log-in attempt from a new location…

Watching Liverpool this season…

How Slot’s PSG post-match press conference is going to go:

Oh no, we are losing to Manchester City

Isak - £130m - broken leg Ekitike - £80m - ruptured Achilles Jacquet - £60m - broken shoulder Frimpong - £30m - recurring hamstring Leoni - £26m - torn ACL

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.