Avoid this cowboy. Fucker painted my gaff and it was all yellow 😟

The KLF were fucking awesome weren’t they? #TOTP

i came home from new york and a racoon fell through the roof above my bedroom (1/??)

A little Manic Monday for you...since it is one🙂

Fantastic evening at The Ambassador Theatre, Covent Garden watching the superb #thesharkisbroken - stupidly rocked up a day late but the excellent ATGtickets box office found me a seat. Wonderful customer service!

Cut-and-pasting to my dating profile

Today was listening to an audiobook narrated by Dame Penelope Keith whilst walking to the tube. Waiting for traffic to clear at the Corinthian junction to Embankment, looked to my right, the lady herself! Had to tell her, she was super engaging, lovely and chatty! Day made!

Thoroughly enjoying #JamesBond #foreverandaday by Anthony Horowitz - wish I knew what 100000 Francs in 1950 was in today’s money!

Off to Cardiff from London to see No Such Thing As A Fish recording! My son bought us both tickets, but following the reschedule he is unable to attend! I suppose with I’ll have decent legroom. Looking forward to it! No Such Thing As A Fish Andrew Hunter Murray James Harkin Dan Schreiber

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This is staggering. How can this happen? They should hang their heads in shame. This is the 21st century; I thought society had moved on from these archaic attitudes.

Despite the alarming regularity of planes needing to depart, it seems to catch #BIA #BournemouthInternationalAirport by surprise. Chaotic scenes at security this morning. Ryanair

This!👇🏻

Star Wars in HD! #CurrysLGOLED

How was it?

I second this

There are good days of annual leave, and there are those that cannot be beaten. Test driving a Ferrari Roma through the hills of Modena with the top down, and a certain tune on the sound system has to be up there…

Costa Del Solway

Even I’m not a convicted felon.