We’ve decided that when Scotland gets its independence, we’re taking Liverpool, Manchester, Leeds, Sheffield and Newcastle with us 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Not gonna happen

Deaf as a doorpost.

Another year nearer to this. Fingers crossed.

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

As commentators on MOTD, we have decided to step down from tomorrow night’s broadcast. We are comforted that football fans who want to watch their teams should still be able to do so, as management can use World Feed commentary if they wish.

Solidarity Forever!

The audio isn't working on my PC. Is she saying: "I AM AN ORDINARY PERSON WITH LEGITIMATE CONCERNS REGARDING POLICING LEVELS AND RESOURCES AVAILABLE TO PROPERLY PROCESS ASYLUM CLAIMS IN AN EFFICIENT AND HUMANE MANNER"?

This man “got his country back” by looting O2

I wonder why...

When’s that orange dickhead fucking off?