I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on Foursquare! 4sq.com/zMeRCB

I just ousted Aaron V. as the mayor of Hot Dog Shoppe on Foursquare! 4sq.com/aIc4NJ

I just became the mayor of Skippers on Foursquare! 4sq.com/ivjURF

I just ousted Joe G. as the mayor of Trim 2 Team 4 picnic bench on Foursquare! 4sq.com/zcfPEF

I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on Foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! 4sq.com/xbCr3i

I just ousted Dan G. as the mayor of Lake Tavern on Foursquare! 4sq.com/dk1AQA

I just unlocked the "Great Outdoors" badge on Foursquare! Freedom! 4sq.com/ABpxJQ

I just became the mayor of The Ghetto in Warren, Ohio on Foursquare! 4sq.com/mCoLRr

I just ousted Joe G. as the mayor of Trim 2 Team 4 picnic bench on Foursquare! 4sq.com/zcfPEF

I just became the mayor of Lake Tavern Pisser on Foursquare! 4sq.com/yGLF3L

I just ousted MissMeganAnne as the mayor of Four Star Diner on Foursquare! 4sq.com/9iOQiE

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Dear Dora: how the fuck you get that shirt over your head!?

I watch the tv show The First 48 in slow motion, so it's in real time.

Attention people who think the world ends December 21 2012: you can stop using condoms this month.

I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on Foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! #4sqDay 4sq.com/J0U9E3

9 hikers died on a trip through a Russian mountain. To this date, no one knows how exactly they all died. Details ---> omgf.ac/ts/fVI

Cheese stick mania!!! instagr.am/p/JshLLZq3kS/

5 exotic animals from Ohio farm will be returned on Friday to widow of man who freed them - 10TV bit.ly/IZTz5t