Gutted this bollocks has ruined best day of the year!!!

People who chose to be a paint & decorator must have a screw loose

Melted kinder >> Nutella on pancakes

When will I learn that I’m shite a betting

When the fun stops..... chase like fuck

We’re back on the bridle... the sand worms have saved the week 🐎💨💨💨💨

I Must of missed something here! Where’s all the fucking scooters appeared from

That’s my finish with work dos

Henry westons = loopy juice

Please I need you help twitter. Money no object just need 2 seats on a plane. Qatar Airways Etihad Airways

Be happy to never have to wear another suit again

Need a 9-5 job this time of year

Someone drop my memory off, I think I was left in the Celtic

More chance of winning the lottery than getting through to oriental garden!!

Raising a bottle to Cameron Taylor after training this morning. 12 months have passed, Never Ever forgotten by all at Wath Brow Hornets ARLFC. Sleep Tight wee fella🖤💛🖤💛💔🖤💛🖤💛

Looking for Sam Fender ticket for Tuesday 5th April, could someone message me if they see one please Twickets

Any tickets for Sam Fender tomorrow in Newcastle? #SamFender Twickets

UP THE BARMY ARMY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿