Hypothetical Alabama a little different than Actual Alabama

Hypothetical Bama would beat real Bama by 50.

Let's do a blind resume comparison: Team A: 20 points vs Michigan 15 points allowed vs Michigan 11 overall wins 2 losses Team B: 13 points vs Michigan 19 points allowed vs Michigan 9 overall wins 4 losses

People don’t like to admit this, but not all FBS conferences are created equal, and the Committee needs to factor this in. Going forward, let it be known that a 5-loss team in the Big Ten is better than a 3-loss team in the SEC.

Michigan finished their season with the gauntlet of IU, OSU, and Bama in 3 of their last 4. Went a respectable 3-1 with a loss to who, again? That team that had Paul Finebaum & Herbstreit twist their brains into pretzels over nonsense.

Welp.

Final score: Michigan 19, No. 11 Alabama 13. Per SEC directors of disinformation Kirk Herbstreit and Paul Finebaum, Alabama will be awarded the victory because their opinion is that SEC teams are better and scores of games don't matter.

Just imagine what this Michigan team would've done to Indiana, who everyone knows is worse than Alabama.

Oh no

The SEC talking smack for a month only for Tennessee to get decimated by Ohio State, and then Alabama and South Carolina to get manballed by Michigan and Illinois is the most hilarious storyline in CFB this year.

Indiana did not deserve the vitriol it received during and after its first-round CFP loss to Notre Dame. It’s quite possible that the Hoosiers’ only losses this season came to the two best teams in college football.

It’s all gonna go great.

Huge interview coming on tomorrow’s Pardon My Take Andrew Luck was the man

In 49 states it’s just basketball.

Really lucky to be alive in an era where we get to see Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, and Daniel Jones all at the same time.

Hand up. This guy was wrong about Indiana.

A Hoosier through & through. Our coach, Curt Cignetti. 🎥

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