I don’t know who needs to hear this, but sprit Halloween is on Instacart for delivery………

Whatever happened to indenting the first line of a paragraph? Lost art #neverforget

dunkin drive thru employee: hi what can i get for you? me: hi yes can i please have a blood orange refresher, medium with ~EXTRA BLOOD~

seriously considering getting a bumper sticker that says “use your blinker”

does an oatmeal raisin cookie at 1pm count as breakfast?

albany ave in hartford is a lawless place

You can't spell TWitter without TW

sprite is just spicy water

Everything changes once you know what McCarthy and Gaetz were actually saying #118thCongress #KevinMcCarthy #MattGaetz

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sorry, I’m alone with my own thoughts all day long, and this is the result.

this rain smell like the inside of a lowe’s

2011 was such an underrated year for pop punk and emo music

how dare i finish my own girl scout cookies and not leave any more for myself?? 🤔

Mike Gorman: “final score again here tonight, Celtics winning BIG” #BostonCeltics #bleedgreen

THE UCONN HUSKIES ARE GOING TO THE NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!! UConn Men's Basketball LETS GO!!!

2023 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS ‼️ #HU5KIES

gonna have me self a Reese’s cup

IT HAS BEEN TIME FOR AT LEAST THREE YEARS, JOE