I’m at the point where I miss the morning & evening traffic on Metcalf. There I said it.

Huge props to Price Chopper for having donations setup at every register to benefit Officer Mosher’s family.

I’ve entered a new stage of life. Just bought crocs....

Someone said my dog was aggressive and complained to the property manager about him. He looks awfully aggressive to me...

Quick reminder kings: Start taking inventory of your hoodies for the upcoming fall season. This is the summer we reclaim what's ours.

When you play WAP on TouchTunes at the whole bar goes nuts. #degeneracy #dead

Can you teach a dog to hurl out the window instead of on the front seat if they get car sick? Asking for a friend..

My boss just accidentally fired me in the system. Does that mean I can go home early today?

Cucumbers smell. And not in candle form...

I stopped rubbing Lindey Herrick back and got a Venmo for $1 saying. “1 more minute?” #smh

Thought Yahtzee would be fun until I realized how much Lindey Herrick cheats at games

I’ve never looked forward to summer so much and it’s not even December yet.. #lawwdddhelpme

Me: starts getting ready to go to bed. Lindey: *turns on new Taylor swift album* ohhh booo. Get a drink and make yo selfff comfortable....

Now we’re on an intermission so she can show me her favorite song from the “red” album. @cassidylabra I’m requesting you come here and I’ll go there. Seems more fitting that Jeff and I have a glass of whiskey and y’all can have your time

I bet that Taylor Swift girl is going to blow up now that Bon Iver did a song with her.

Bars closing early has made me accept being an adult and I’m 50/50 kind not so totally okay with it.

What has my life become....made meatloaf for dinner now watching shark tank while I read about gardening. I think it’s time to buy a motorcycle or irresponsibly fast car..

I’ve been sleeping on these chicken bakes from Costco’s cafeteria. 🔥🔥

This cauliflower rice needs to be a permanent thing. You nailed it on this on Chipotle

PSA: it’s now possible to DoorDash a rotisserie chicken from hyvee. Do what you please with that information.