I don’t even see an elephant.

When you raise the national deficit 4 trillion, $100 billion isn’t all that impressive.

Get this man a steak dinner.

Welp. I may be out even earlier this season than most.

“I thought this was a home makeover show…” “In a way, it is.” 😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t even believe I am saying this but Tucker sums it up perfectly for the most part.

Do they keep pitch count for each arm?

If EPCOT was a Mario level.

2018 Little League World Series legend Alfred Delia aka "Big Al" is now a sophomore in college. And, yes, he is still hitting dingers but he does have a new nickname.

as a baby onesie this is so much funnier

This is me once again reminding you that there is no reason for robots to look like humans.

“Pledging allegiance” to anything is weird.

Do it lady!

This you?

Someone doesn’t understand the separation of Sesame Street & the rest of the muppets.

It’s Jock McKissic’s birthday.

💀💀💀💀💀

Home run derby announcers in 2025: "With a launch angle to 46 degrees and a bat speed of 103, he hit that ball 476 feet." Home run derby of my youth: "BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK"

Oldest got his braces on today. We got 2 in braces now. It’s my biggest flex.