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August 8, 1982. A line drive foul ball hits a four year old boy in the head at Fenway. Jim Rice, realizing in a flash that it would take EMTs too long to arrive and cut through the crowd, sprang from the dugout and scooped up the boy. He laid the boy gently on the dugout floor,

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What the NYC subway map should look like…

The whole 🧵. I remember the pamphlets dropped in the Kiss and Rock Horror sections of the record store where I worked. Don't bother to engage, clean up their mess and eventually they go away. Engagement was futile for all the reasons in this thread.

I have adapted the scientific method per the latest developments in podcast science. References: Rogan, S., Musk, E., & Kennedy, R. (2023). “Debate Me Bro: Reconceptualizing science as an attention-seeking testosterone contest.” Journal of Doubt Profiteering, 1(1), 1-2.

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a

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Thanks bigots, no more hockey fights cancer Jersey, no military jersey , no st patty’s jersey, no Red Cross jersey All because you can’t handle a pride jersey. Major fundraising jersey sales are now gone. Good job

We could pass the time by telling old Soviet jokes.

I’d love to go back to 1987 and tell all my Smiths fan friends who gave me all kinds of shit for not being a Smiths fan that by the 2020s not only would Morrissey have been cast into outer darkness as a bitter old racist, but Rick Astley would be the coolest motherfucker alive

Guilty.

The "you voted against it" tweets are one of the best emerging trends on this otherwise hellsite.

Any law firm filing sharpie-redacted documents in the year 2023 deserves to lose every single client and should be forced to complete 400 mandatory CLE hours on how to use technogy made after like 2006.

Has there been any fiction feature film that has used the attempted coup in Spain in 1981 as its background? #spanishhistory #modernhistory

And, that's it. I'm out. See you over at 🧵 - adamdavids411. We Don't Need This Fascist Groove Thang youtu.be/lV5dbcOmw6I