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Adam Sharp

@adamcsharp

1. Writer
2. Obsessed with lists
3. COMMON PEOPLE
4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS
5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (geni.us/yDxa)

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2 years ago

For many years I’ve been thinking up (or just plain stealing) daffynitions (new meanings for existing words). This is a thread of my favourites, beginning with these… Knickers = people that steal things Lobsters = people that throw things Cowards = in the direction of a cow