The most annoying thing about Twitter is not being able to edit your post when you make a spelling mistake

Show me a job you can’t do with a victorinox serrated knife and I’ll show you a liar

Absolutely superb coverage in Yorkshire Post this morning, front page, back page and two in between! Quality effort from BASC Gareth Dockerty and many more. Well chuffed. D #grouse #glorious12th

When you can sit in a pub but can’t go to your auntie pat’s

.@bronzebomber where you at mush? The clock is ticking!! I’m not gonna wait for ever!!! There is other bums in the division that I want to eat for breakfast 🍳

Potatoes don’t belong in cheese and onion pasties

FIGHT DAY!!!! #FightCamp #WhytePovetkin #TaylorPersoon2 #ClayCongo #BabicWinters #CullenChelli Sky Sports Boxing @DAZN_USA Matchroom Boxing

My 91 yr old grandma, having to walk up several flights of stairs because Hackney Council cant sort out their lifts. Please retweet and share! Something needs to be done. 😤⚔️

This is not the pandemic the world is pretending it is. But it has shown us that when such a pandemic comes it will be game over

With the hospitality industry facing such difficult days it's time to share something special. The creator of the Triple-Cooked Chip believes now is the time to reveal the recipe of his latest masterpiece: Heston Blumenthal’s Triple-Cooked Invisible Chips.

Crazy Nancy Pelosi is being decimated for having a beauty parlor opened, when all others are closed, and for not wearing a Mask - despite constantly lecturing everyone else. We will almost certainly take back the House, and send Nancy packing!

Game Terrine #SundayLunch

Treat yourself this weekend to one of your favourite Brasserie dishes as a takeaway! We also have draft beers available for just £2.50 per pint 🍺 Orders must be placed by 5pm the day prior, collection available Friday & Saturday. #Takeaway Learn more: loom.ly/iz6kF2Y

Help Nick Run 40 Miles gofundme.com/f/help-nick-ru… If anyone could donate or share this would be much appreciated. It’s all for a good cause and my best pal Nick will be over the moon with any help to get him through this 40 mile run for charity ☺️ Please RT

Two key points from the past week that need reinforcing: 1) It’s not ‘racist’ to disbelieve someone who’s telling lies. 2) You don’t have to agree with a word I say to support my right to have my own opinions.

Some seriously good cooking this week on Great British Menu

Glorious turbot from Adam Smith Coworth Park #Berks #MICHELINStar

This is a stealth lockdown. Towns and Cities are deserted. Mixed messaging and a lack of faith in the people delivering the messages have left us in no man’s land.We are living through a global pandemic and having to cope in a post-Brexit economy rudderless. He needs to go now!

Boris Johnson and his No10 staff repeatedly ignored the rules they ordered the rest of us to obey ‘to save lives’, so they could party during the biggest health crisis for 100 years. That’s the story, and whatever his defenders say, it’s utterly outrageous.