Funniest thing I've read all day. x.com/screechingbxrd…

“Hm. Fair enough, I guess.” x.com/essenceannexer…

“Nothing, actually... My life has been full of nothingness, at the moment. You?” x.com/essenceannexer…

“Spooky arrows. For all the weirdos who decide to try and kidnap kids on Halloween.”

“Agent? An agent of what, exactly?” x.com/essenceannexer…

“Zatanna could cast any spell she wanted on me. Alright, not any spell, but you know what I mean.”

“I mean, you wouldn’t do something screwed up, would you? Just turn me into a bunny or something.” x.com/mistressofmagi…

“Yeah, that’s definitely not happening. Never in a million years.” x.com/mistressofmagi…

“You can’t even see their face, Zee.” x.com/mistressofmagi…

“They’re still ugly. And I like how I’m not ugly as of the moment x.com/mistressofmagi…

“Woah. I was just kidding, buddy. I fricking love caterpillars.” x.com/mistressofmagi…

“You don’t even look four. I was thinking seven? Maybe even eight?” x.com/mistressofmagi…

“You seem like the type to be easily offended. No offense.” x.com/mistressofmagi…

“Eh, I’ll stick with eight.” x.com/mistressofmagi…

Retweet to save a life. x.com/noxioustemptes…

“I will redo that and let everyone break vines. I swear.” x.com/noxioustemptes…

“... God, you really need a boyfriend. Hey, maybe Swamp Thing is single?” Tries to hold in laughter. Fails miserably. x.com/noxioustemptes…

Immediately stops laughing. “You two actually...? Wow. I didn’t see that coming.” x.com/noxioustemptes…

“Lighten up, Ivy. Put a smile on that pretty face of yours. Or not, I really don’t care.” x.com/noxioustemptes…