your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

I hate this. I wish we could get a top five pick. But it’s also maddening to watch this team allow Chase Daniel to move the ball. The entire spectrum of emotions. Every week. #Lions

To whoever caught/has the ball I threw into the stands. I’ve played football since first grade, and that was my first ever touchdown. I’d love to have that ball, and would be more than happy to hook you up if you’d be willing. #defendtheden #bigmantouchdown

Reminder that this was the extent of Daryl Morey's tweet

A full day of NFL on a Saturday is overkill but I’m here for it. #Patriots #Bills

Hello. #TheRule. x.com/FiveThirtyEigh…

This so good. Nothing this good ever happens and all I think about is the Oscars.

Sports betting finally becomes legal in Michigan. Sports proceed to get cancelled hours later.

DeAndre Hopkins had a 1,500 yard season when the quarterbacks were Brian Hoyer, Ryan Mallett, T.J. Yates and Brandon Weeden. If you didn't know he was capable of miracles, that's on you.

Clifford, where are my Flamin’ Hot Cheetos???

Finally, things are starting to get back to normal.

On its 10th anniversary, I just want to remind people that MONEYBALL is the best baseball movie ever. Don’t @ me.

Brady couldn’t have placed it any better

Lions beat Vikings, Minnesota fails to make playoffs, fire coach and GM Lions beat Cardinals, never the same again, bounced in first playoff game Lions beat Packers, GB eliminated in first playoff game

Never would've guessed Belichick is a "?!?!?!?!" guy.

I WAS GOING TO WATCH THE FILM ANYWAY GUYS

Michigan: