Impossible to find a Sioux chef.

My 4 year old son just got in the car and immediately told me to play Larger Than Life.

The statue was a gift, Todd.

There is no one more stressed than a woman trying to pack for a trip.

Two photos taken just 21 years apart show how much the sea level has risen thanks to climate change 🌊

NOOOO THEY GOT CHUCK E. CHEESE

In honor of Mike Gundy I will be driving home from the bar tonight

A story in 4 parts College football rocks Barstool Pokes

If only there was an incredibly ironic and timely song to play at a time like this

Absolutely breathtaking view of the northern lights in Oklahoma right now. Nature is amazing.

Polymarket Nickels right now

Pro #dad tip- Take a photo of your Christmas setup and ask Grok to make a video showing the big guy dropping off gifts.

Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern reunite in Los Angeles.

Giving my staff this same speech today over Zoom while wearing a bath robe

Just my luck, my 250 million year old salt has expired

Bill Gates after he laces his wife's food with STD medicine

So relieved my last name isn't Epstein. Dealing with all the conspiracy nuts on the internet must be tough.