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Adam Rapert

@adam_rapert

I work in politics #moleg

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Annual reminder that we’ve never actually heard the original Monster Mash song. The popular song “Monster Mash” is a song about the original Monster Mash song that The Crypt-Kicker Five ripped off of Dracula’s song “Transylvanian Twist”

Annual reminder that we’ve never actually heard the original Monster Mash song. The popular song “Monster Mash” is a song about the original Monster Mash song that The Crypt-Kicker Five ripped off of Dracula’s song “Transylvanian Twist”
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Tips to Not Get Injured During the #moleg Softball Tournament: - Stretch BEFORE you get to the field AND once you get there - Take ibuprofen BEFORE you start playing - Keep extra ice and a sandwich bag in your beer cooler - High proof liquor can double as an antiseptic

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It’s Fish Fry Day at the Capitol! My THIRD favorite day of session behind mini horse day and the last day of session #moleg

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Mother’s Day Garden going in for the year: 30 Tomato plants 15 Jalapeño 15 Bell pepper 15 Cayenne pepper 10 Okra 8 Cucumber 4 Eggplant

Mother’s Day Garden going in for the year:

30 Tomato plants
15 Jalapeño
15 Bell pepper
15 Cayenne pepper
10 Okra
8 Cucumber 
4 Eggplant
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I bought mosquito traps from a company that only makes one product The traps last 3 months They have sent me a marketing email EVERYDAY since I bought them to buy the product that I have **already bought** and won’t need more of for 3 months This should be illegal

I bought mosquito traps from a company that only makes one product

The traps last 3 months

They have sent me a marketing email EVERYDAY since I bought them to buy the product that I have **already bought** and won’t need more of for 3 months 

This should be illegal
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It should be illegal to listen to videos with the volume on in a waiting room. Minimum mandatory if you do it with full volume

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Me: Excuse me, what color is this sweatshirt? Worker: Ummmm the tag says that it is liquid vapor Me: Okay. What color is liquid vapor? Worker: Hmmmm. I’d say like a gunmetal or maybe even almost like onyx Me: Thank you *walking to go put it back*

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Sell 1lb of tannerite to people for $150 each (Fill each seat) Lottery system for person who pulls trigger Tailgating and food trucks on demolition day Sell badass merch Live stream the explosion This will generate $1.4-$1.6 BILLION in revenue🙃