Annual reminder that we’ve never actually heard the original Monster Mash song. The popular song “Monster Mash” is a song about the original Monster Mash song that The Crypt-Kicker Five ripped off of Dracula’s song “Transylvanian Twist”

The annual downloading of the app. “A tradition unlike any other”

Tips to Not Get Injured During the #moleg Softball Tournament: - Stretch BEFORE you get to the field AND once you get there - Take ibuprofen BEFORE you start playing - Keep extra ice and a sandwich bag in your beer cooler - High proof liquor can double as an antiseptic

It’s Fish Fry Day at the Capitol! My THIRD favorite day of session behind mini horse day and the last day of session #moleg

Mother’s Day Garden going in for the year: 30 Tomato plants 15 Jalapeño 15 Bell pepper 15 Cayenne pepper 10 Okra 8 Cucumber 4 Eggplant

I bought mosquito traps from a company that only makes one product The traps last 3 months They have sent me a marketing email EVERYDAY since I bought them to buy the product that I have **already bought** and won’t need more of for 3 months This should be illegal

It should be illegal to listen to videos with the volume on in a waiting room. Minimum mandatory if you do it with full volume

Get on your feet Tiger fans. IT'S GAMEDAY!!!!!!

“Hey Alexa, play Mr. Brightside” #MIZ #FKU

FINALLY! A scam worth getting scammed for

Me: Excuse me, what color is this sweatshirt? Worker: Ummmm the tag says that it is liquid vapor Me: Okay. What color is liquid vapor? Worker: Hmmmm. I’d say like a gunmetal or maybe even almost like onyx Me: Thank you *walking to go put it back*

Closing off the circle around the Capitol during session should be illegal #moleg

The new Senate website is pretty neat #moleg

Sell 1lb of tannerite to people for $150 each (Fill each seat) Lottery system for person who pulls trigger Tailgating and food trucks on demolition day Sell badass merch Live stream the explosion This will generate $1.4-$1.6 BILLION in revenue🙃

And again today while it is pouring rain!!! Someone needs to go to jail for this. At the very least banished from town

People who have never hit a ball over the fence will probably agree with this loser

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The OG AI