He’s now started on her legs. Could be a while. Pluck’s sake.

Dad, can you show me that photo of you guys running after reaching the quarter final? -“Nah son

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Voici mon sujet sur les artistes et le maillot de foot lequipe.fr/Sport-et-style…

Mark Field MP: If it becomes an option I would choose to revoke article 50. I recognise that may not be the popular option ..

Et si Jean-Marie avait eu la bonne idée de se retirer, Marine ne serait pas née. #astuce x.com/s_jourdain/sta…

Donald Trump says re Manchester the terrorists want to be called monsters, so he's going to call them losers

I know. Who'd have thought electing your KKK-approved, immigrant-hating, racist birther conspiracy-propagating friend would lead to this? x.com/nigel_farage/s…

Au #WEI, les étudiants @ENSTA_ve assurent côté organisation ! #rentree2017

Je suis de retour. Basique. youtu.be/2bjk26RwjyU

Allez, venez faire un tour chez mon ancien directeur de collège ouest-france.fr/bretagne/clede…

- Depuis que ta mère est partie, c'est dur de m'occuper de vous et du ménage - Papa elle est juste partie aux courses - C'est dur quand même

-Bonjour -Vive la liche -Bienvenue en Bretagne.

Bbc just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named sports personality of the year but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

Liverpool have now scored 22 goals in the group stage of the Champions League, beating the English club record of 21 previously held by Manchester United.