Why on earth would anyone ask an A.I. to write a script? The answer is in my newest article for Doux Reviews (Hint: it has nothing to do with anyone's confidence in A.I.) douxreviews.com/2023/05/robot-…

I don't give out my real name to email lists, because that would be boring, so every email is a different, immature surprise.

She must be very tired.

I love seeing my anthology climb the charts. Years later, it's still turning heads.

Nice to be featured on eBookDaily.com! ebookdaily.com/free-kindle-eb…

Coming soon...

The new kitten is sad to learn that clawing at my nipple does not produce milk. Also, my nipple hurts.

It's flattering that my new kitten wants to spend so much time with me. It climbs me like a tree with its razor blade feet and sleeps on the fresh wounds, building up the energy to open new ones on the way down. So sweet.

I'm stuck.

Got drunk and told my kitten I loved her about a million times.

I'm simply learned that I'm going to have to type with his little potato on my shoulder.

My shoulder editor is back.

On August 1, get lost in a new collection of monster stories. You'll shiver. You'll laugh. You'll even be inspired. Get ready to complete your summer reading with THE LOST LEGENDS: BOOK OF MONSTERS.

I'm still here because it's going to be historic to stand in the rubble of Twitter as a ghost town.

As Twitter spirals into oblivion, is there an alternative? I'm not familiar with a text-based platform for interacting publicly like this. IG (Adam D. Jones) is great for sharing my life through pictures, but not so much for the conversation.

Seems like it will be difficult to attract advertisers if the users can only see so many posts.

Last one here, turn out the lights.

My new anthology of monster stories is only $3 this month, so grab it while it's hot. You'll get to read about cranky vampires, twisted fairies, clever demons, and a few monsters you've never heard of. Enjoy! authoradamjones.com/the-lost-legen…

Martin Short is funnier than you.

Need a book for spooky season? The e-book for THE BOOK OF MONSTERS is only $0.99 right now. (It's available as a real, physical book, too, in case you're into that sort of thing.) Links to every major bookstore here: authoradamjones.com/the-lost-legen…