And when I say no problem let's completely legalize immigrant labor so no one is breaking any laws and everyone gets to live in the full light of civil society, that's your cue to wet your pants about how that's impossible and we just have to keep going with the kidnapping and

William O. Douglas: "Since when have we Americans been expected to bow submissively to authority and speak with awe and reverence to those who represent us?”

trump admitting for once that he's not "the Healthiest President in History" or some shit is how you know the epstein shit is serious

You just announced to the entire world that you’ve never had refreshments in the fellowship hall of a Baptist church during Vacation Bible School

can't lie one of my favorite things is people moving to texas because they heard it was based or whatever and then finding out it sort of sucks

Pleasure probably feels so good if you're a hedonist. Or anyone really

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

This is the life i want. Smoking a cig in my haunted castle with my dog.

People use it as an insult but I would very much like to be a champagne socialist, as of now I’m a reasonably priced Mexican beer socialist at best.

"Do Not Touch" has to be one of the scariest things to read in braille

It's very tough being the only guy in infosec who isn't an annoying libertarian moron.

There isn’t a more physically revolting group of people on God’s green earth than Mets fans

There's an old saying where i grew up. "Never share our sayings with outsiders or you will be banished"

James Dobson, the founder of Focus on the Family whose conservative Christian "advice" on parenting terrorized generations of children, is finally dead. adfmedia.org/press-release/…

I’m back. New song in 5 hours. Retweet bitch.

why are these nazis we egged on so damn antisemitic

the rending of garments over cracker barrel just reveals that there isnt enough authentic american culture for blood and soil guys to claim. cracker barrel was founded in 1969 as a phony nostalgia play that was popular back then. it's like crying over the old spaghetti factory

I don’t think people realize how insane it is that the government sent this random guy to a torture prison in El Salvador, admitted they fucked up, fired the guy who admitted they fucked up, and now rather than just drop it they’re sending him to Uganda.

Old guys leaning on barrels, not seen very often these days