sometimes you gotta eat one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon

when I say “I got that dog in me” this is what I mean

Don't overhydrate today. Take care of yourself and make sure you're drinking plenty of coffee or diet coke.

entering my 24th year with cracked and bleeding nipples, as god intended 💯🙏🏼

my 5 month old was wailing yesterday because she was sleepy so i told her "your problem is you haven’t experienced any hardship, so to you mild discomfort is trauma" she stopped crying, looked at me & said "life is hardship, yet i cling to it, it is the only thing that is real"

this came to me in a dream

Watching family guy at half speed because i want it to last longer

“i forgot 11 was smaller than 12” insane void woman

Why isn’t the Great British baking show in a temperature controlled environment? Why should the cold or hot impact their cooking, they don’t usually cook outside! It’s not fair and you could change it easi.. [i get dragged away by Paul Hollywood’s security]