I should just get a dog. I'm like a social pariah.

<<sighs and pulls up the covers of the angels bed to drown in downy softness with the crackers I plan to demolish>>

Yes. It is also appropriate to just do so. Without asking. Every time. x.com/DontDoEt/statu…

Where's a fellow devil when a guy needs an ally against the haters? Diabla Demonia Diaaaaaaaaabla! The other kids are being mean to me!

What's that? /Kinda/ hot? That's all I get? <<does that seductive hair flip thing again>> x.com/DontDoEt/statu…

Yup. I quit. Bye.

Yes. x.com/InhalantInject…

I can be your antihero baby I can annoy away your pain I will stand behind you forever You can't take that butt away x.com/SeraphicParado…

I had to take out all the punctuation to make that work. Damn you, Twitter.

<<does the whole thing again in sign language which actually just involves groping your butt and running away>> x.com/SeraphicParado…

What happened to Diabla Demonia!? MY LOVE, who doesn't yet love me...

That would involve me sleeping with you. And having a penis.

<<sings>> For yooooou, I willllllll. x.com/InhalantInject…

My dick is always at your service. As well as every other part of me.

I'm like a lizard. I regenerate. x.com/Scelleraggine/…

With jelly? Honey? Cinnamon and sugar? Sex? x.com/Scelleraggine/…

<<stands in front of a fan so my hair flows gloriously in the wind like a Pantene commercial at @EccentricIra>> x.com/EccentricIra/s…

But this is #VillainHair. Recognize. x.com/EccentricIra/s…

<<appears to give Parody of your mom. a proper sendoff...by presenting my regenerated penis and sex hair>>

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