she never know anything. lol

Plan for 2026

Fat, bald, broke, retarded, AND your kids hate you… but I’m the problem

I'm not sure how many more times we need to see/hear about violent men calling women "bitch" as they assault & even murder them before we accept that misogynistic slurs aren't neutral.

If only she made it smaller!! I can almost read it!

Every day gets worse and worse

True friendship

Every time I go to the bathroom I’m scared I’m gonna die bc my mortuary friend said that’s the first place people go when they don’t feel good and that’s why so many people die on the toilet

insane Freudian slip

So it’s good for people to dance when their leaders die right? You like that? You think thats a good thing? For future reference

Ordering an angel shot at Starbucks

Remembering this moment that got me 111k likes

Me when I can’t rape my bitch wife

Blocking any vague poster I see my TL is a safe space once again

Uber drivers baiting me to cancel the ride by not moving as if I won’t sit and wait until they cancel it themselves