i'm purple and cute give me all of your food

touch a cat's paw gently be nice to the cat the cat is me

amethyst for president of the world

i'll be a good leader. bagels for everyone, no more fighting unless it's wrestling

YOOOOO IT'S LYING ON THE FLOOR TIME

i mean all the time is lying on the floor time but Especially Now

i rickrolled the heck out of peridot

i mean she doesn't get it but someday she's gonna be all like HEY

coffeeeeEEEEEEE

i went to walmart with garnet and pearl and fell asleep on a display chair and they left me behind. i guess i live here now

it's fine, there's an entire aisle dedicated to breakfast cereal

i will survive somehow

CAN WE GET DONUTS TO CELEBRATE

what are we celebrating, you ask? i have no idea

SO ABOUT THOSE PIZZA BAGELS, HUH

steven taught peridot how to make the >:3c face and i'm gonna throw them both in the ocean

i mean she did it before but now she knows it's A Thing

[STRUMS GUITAR] [EATS GUITAR] [IGNORES GREG SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE] WHAT IS UP MY FELLOW ROCKS