fuck caring

//I take selfies in class I am literally Tony Jesus Christ

[listens to pink Floyd once] I understand schizophrenia now

I feel like I have some sort of religious connection with Nikki Minaj

//#munday here's me in class not actually paying attention in class

I don't give a shit what you say it's still called stark tower and you can't do anything about that

[learns how to skywrite] [writes in the sky] "buy my mixtape"

Bruce hulkin out on a boat like

//all ready to be Jack at #genericon this year

//Genericon was super fun this year here's some pics of me as Tony

Bruce: Tony what Me: don't question genius [continues spreading peanut butter on uncooked macaroni]

I don't send ugly snapchats because with a face like mine it's literally impossible to be ugly

tower plays the Russian national anthem every time nat or bucky walks into a room and they both never fail to find me and hit me each time

I cant keep it in anymore. I have to say this. schawarma is actually... not... so good..... IM SO SORRY IVE LIED TO ALL OF YOU IM SO SORRY

//scarf+fake arm=Bucky Barnes

fuck chowchows

//accidentally forgetting to change this account to hiatus in the hectic recent events of my life like yeah

Other bad language words according to Steve: Golly Heck Frick Jeepers Diddly darn Cunt Jerk Poo H-E-double hockey stick Gosh

fuck collins

Tony hath arrived to wreak havoc upon the lower class once again