Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?

My apologies for not being active. I have been however, active at sea, being so active on the sea as active as one may be active

I ship myself with meself. What better ship would I ship with? Other than the black pearl which is my actual..... Ship. #waitwut

I really need to be active more, by the way mates, I found the rum....

@actual_dutchman Pirate bitch

Ima pirate wut wut

Alas! I have lost the rum once again..

Bored. In Davy Jones locker

@BeautifulSauron @ActualGondor Thranduil's Eyebrows Sauron Aragorn is there a pirate party going on? If so where is the rum?

The thing that hurts the hurts the most isn't that I lost a childhood clown. It's that he commited suicide.

Dogs in Australia will lick toads to get high.