your legs are cool but can they do this

@OfficialBucky_B nothing

whats cooler than being cool? having functional legs

them: rhodey please stop complaining me: [dj khaled voice] i will never stop!!!!!!!!

happy #NationalBestFriendsDay james rhodes i love u with all my heart

daily question: why is tony the way he is

as military personnel i would like to confirm the existence of aliens

google dot com how do you block people irl

shit steve is pullin a drake. is sam meek mill

we're beyoncé and nicki minaj x.com/gurlow/status/…

tony is always late to parties just so he can play "the party dont start til i walk in"

me anywhere: i don't know why i'm here and i don't want to be

rhodeys advice: if people are ignoring you throw a tank at them they cant ignore the tank in the room

#drunkrhodey the government exists for a reason

some laws are stupid but they protect you from idiots wise the fuck up and respect the system

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ x.com/americaguy20/s…

if you feel like no one is listening and/or doesnt care about what you have to say come to me i will listen i will care

i tell the same story over and over again because i need to reaffirm to myself that people know i'm a badass

the moon landing was a hoax

dont talk to me or my tonys ever again