Thousands of year in waiting...what else is a king to do but chase his own cape?

The Elder God has abducted Raziel into his chamber. It is a squidnapping.

Raziel, the Abyss has not been unkind enough...I have waited five hundred years to make the "Raziel has no nose, so how does he smell" joke

[NYCC, anybody?]

Dicks out for Janos Audron

Lighthouse Demo Raziel shambles forward awkwardly, his disturbingly proportioned legs bending at an ungodly angle.

It appears Raziel was.....dry-clean only.

An alternative to standard block puzzles: an endless game of Jenga

.shawn layden 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇯🇵 wore Crash Bandicoot and Wipeout t-shirts before we announced new Crash and Wipeout games. Please wear this one next, Shawn:

Other vampires: born vampiric, clothe a great portion of their bodies, religious Myself: no shirt, no god, reborn from a bar brawl

Moebius crytyping as he is executed

Timestreaming and chill for half a millennium as my empire crumbles

Valentine's Day ideas: -observe some art -go to church together -rip his still-beating heart from his chest and abscond with it

RIP AND TEAR YOUR WINGS RIP AND TEAR