hank "ur not bluetiful enough" mccoy

//what have I doNE

my life is a constant 'alex dont' as in 'alex dont eat all the oreos'

I HAVE WOKEN UP CONFUSED AND DISORIENTED WHY ARE THERE A BUNCH OF OTHER ME'S AROUND W HAT

I feel like im the main reason we're missing oreos and kurt's the main reason we end up missing all our candy

the real slim shady definitely isnt charles he cant stand up

can someone please tell kitty that sticking her head through the door to say hi to people is absolutely horrifying and that she should stop

sometimes I question how much the kids at this school learn considering how much it gets blow up, broken into, and destroyed by everyone

on a scale of 1 to 10 of how much hank annoys me its a 15

scott has the worst fashion choices ever tbh THAT shirt with THAT visor? jesus man it makes eriks fashion choices look normal

i want to argue that not all mutants are bad but i shoot lasers from my body so i cant really do so

lets all take a moment to recognize the fact that remy lebeau is cooler than all of you

jean is back from the store yesss more oreos

wait where are the oreos

diD JEAN JUST DENY ME MY RIGHT AT EATING OREOS

wow i was so upset about losing my right to eat oreos i went into a small coma damn

ok sure i stood lorna up at our wedding but im still kinda stalking her through pietro thats not weird right

why have scott when you have me, alex, the fire hula hooping man

could i be considered an under-appreciated character bc im an asshole and no one likes me?

steve yes i know i have had coffee w/ u and started the uncanny avengers w/ u but im not coming to ur b-day party bc ur too in love w/ usa