"in my opinion-" yes um can you just stop right there

actual footage of dean smoking out of his body in season 10

"supernatural isn't painful!" do you do you even watch the show?

so i would like to offer a free deal to get rid of justin beiber like i don't even want your soul just let me get rid of him

me: this chick becky sold her soul for some marijuana to snort and now she's dead demon: isn't that taylor swift? me: no it's becky

*hits blunt* if lucifer is the devil how am i the king of hell

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "my soul was definitely not worth this milkshake"

me in season 9: KEVIN IS DEAD SAM IS POSSESSED??? AND DEAN IS ANGST??? AS USUAL??? WHO IS THIS MEGATRON FUCK THIS NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING

always have your angel blade nearby when having sex #demonsforsafesex2k14

holy water bulk buy + dean winchester's house = happy crowley

how to be sexy: are you crowley? yes no / \ sexy i'm sorry there is no hope for you

lets face it even I'M not comfortable with me and dean doing the jerk bitch

sex position: the castiel grip your partner tight and raise your dick into their ass

oh yeah i love sam winchester. the way he just [clenches fist] takes my boyfriend again

come to the dark side we have cowboy hats and alcohol

three pigs THREE PIGS

girls don't want boys girls want good female and poc representation in supernatural

dean winchester will climb all the way out of his grave to lick salt deposits off the ground. he craves that mineral.

if my mom could chill for like three seconds

"new year new me" i say as i eject my demon essence from my current vessel and smoke around the room until i find someone else to possess