I've never been prouder to be a part of this nation. It doesn't solve everything but it's an amazing step forwards. #LoveWins

It's July 4th you know what that means, time for me to travel across America and deliver a bald eagle to all the good children

[Consumes so much apple pie that I am now more pie than man]

Tony made a pair of ridiculous shoes that won't come off until 12 tonight. They screech like an eagle every time I take a step.

There is a BBQ here devoted solely to making enough burgers just for me

One time on the fourth over seas Bucky rigged a couple artillery shells to go off in a very colorful display.

Told the officers it was for group morale. Got himself in a load of trouble. Told me later it was specifically for me, for my birthday

He told me every year all the fireworks on the fourth were for me. Hell, up until I was 12 I believed him. What a jerk.

I was allergic to a lot of things when I was smaller. Cats, pollen, ragweed, and, unfortunately for Bucky, bullshit.

Bucky and I fight so well together it looks like we're dancing. I guess you could say we're *NSYNC.

Had to dust off the old pop culture notebook for that one folks.

"I could do this all day" I whisper to myself as I draw various pictures of Bucky in my sketchbook

I totally don't visit Bucky in Cryo and read the old "Cap & Bucky" comic books to him..... That would be weird right .....

But I also like to wipe the condensation off the cryo pod to make it look like he has a moustache or cat ears, future blackmail material

Did you just tell me not to do the thing?? Well crap now I have to do the the thing, that's how it works, I don't make the rules

Me @ Myself

Sorry, what I meant to say was hail hydration, and then I was going to punch a couple writers in the face

[running past hydra cap] On you left Like way left About as far left as I can get

[Marvel Entertainment, softly, but with feeling] What the shit

Your voice is just as important as anyone else's. Stand up and make those who don't want to hear it.