Steve Rogers (@actual_captaina) 's Twitter Profile
Steve Rogers

@actual_captaina

[SEMI-HIATUS] | shy, bi, and ready to try | 'til the end of the line with: @actual_amnesiac |

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linkhttp://ask.fm/actual_captain calendar_today15-04-2014 00:23:46

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It's July 4th you know what that means, time for me to travel across America and deliver a bald eagle to all the good children

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Tony made a pair of ridiculous shoes that won't come off until 12 tonight. They screech like an eagle every time I take a step.

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Told the officers it was for group morale. Got himself in a load of trouble. Told me later it was specifically for me, for my birthday

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But I also like to wipe the condensation off the cryo pod to make it look like he has a moustache or cat ears, future blackmail material

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Did you just tell me not to do the thing?? Well crap now I have to do the the thing, that's how it works, I don't make the rules