Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

“It’s our time.” — this ref crew

Refball

How can I make this war about me, the protagonist?

As reports of COVID related brain-fog continue to rise, please spare a thought for those of us who’ve been pea-brained knuckleheads from the get-go. The idiots, bozos, and of course, the halfwits. Absolute morons. The complete and utter fools who limp beside bumbling buffoons.

Name a better feeling than 4 beers on an empty stomach

Would you let mommy's handsome little man hit one time

Happy Halloween! youtu.be/r6XFX7vP8i8

the twitter dot com owner's family is at such a safety risk that his wife and children have been forced to live in a completely separate house

The Devil works hard but Travis Kelce’s PR agent works harder

Were you edging or were you gooning

Mom can you pick me up there are people here who aren’t saving big money at Menards