When we’re watching a movie and i say “hey that actor was also in [another movie]” and YOU🫵 didn’t know i feel like god and get so aroused

i was drinkin horchata and i sneezed all over my black jacket now it’s giving angine de potrine

i want

Songs used to talk to the DJ…

lionel richie o pharrell williams

When i grow up i want to be a animated character that vaguely resembles john goodman

smokin that shit that made paul serene

Started playing Quantum Break ™️ yesterday and THE SECOND that they mentioned Paul Serene (within 2 minutes of starting the game) this flashbanged my mind like a epiphany and i can’t take him seriously anymore

Prittito is actually a litmus test by the government to test something im not quite sure im not even allowed to talk about the government’s

mi-mi-minimanguillo

guy nicknamed “Pedacito”

i’ve seen more hype online for Shawn Hatosy reading erotic stuff than the new Avengers. Maybe nature is healing

oft do i poop without my phone just to feel something

I’ll become the first reverse stand-up comedian. Get on stage and people take turns to make me and the rest of the audience laugh. I just give them quick feedback, most of the time as a monosyllable (cool, meh, nice, no, lol, etc).

why so penious

I’m done with xeeting for a while. I’ve been thinking about philosophy and whatnots. I will wait for my next manic episode. See ya, suckers