I am tweeting this on June 17 2023 at 930pm. am I still alive? Is twitter still here? tell past me. this is the furtherest in the furture twitter will let me tweet

I had a vision

A month left but this is my pick for tweet of the year

CHAT GO TO TPNE.NET GO TO THE BOTTOM. TYPE IN "SPANGLISH" I NEED THIS SONG ON THE ALBUM

Richard Nixon might be my favorite president to read and learn about just because of how much of an oddball he was. Like him wanting to be a rapper in another life is hilarious.

duo skin idea

i FUCKING hate paper straws

chat am i "in the wrong" and a "toxic piece of shit" and a "no-life" for wanting to play against real people in a game which was advertised to me as "multiplayer" instead of 90 stormtroopers and 9 real people

i'd rather get 70th place dying to some neckbeard who plays this game 22 hours a day rather than drop a 20 bomb on a lobby with more robots than people

IT'S OVER????

Stephen A: “I might entertain running for President”

🚨| BREAKING: jschlatt took his nuggets out of the air fryer, but they were not done yet. the new yorker will give them 2 more minutes to crisp.

Stephen A: "I could actually win, I could beat most Democrat candidates"

moving and found a relic

They're changing the "intermissions" in Mario Kart to be less straight. This image is the same route before and after the update. Almost like it was actually a problem which needed addressing and not mindless hate. Fascinating.

idk why youtube does a wrapped but jack manifold #1 baby ig LMAO