Hey guys I’m going to McDonald’s y’all want anything?

(She gets hit by a trash can)

So I’ve heard that akio has a warrant, if anyone sees her let me know

“Why the hell are you yelling!?”

“Oh, hey akio didn’t know you worked at this time,” Akechi looked over the menu for a moment “I’ll get a number one meal medium,” Pulling out his wallet to pay he stared at akio for a moment “Jeez, you look exhausted. When does your shift end?”

“I get it… hey how about this, if you’re up for it when your shift ends I can take you to this bar I know.” He handed her the money for his meal plus a bit extra cash “You can keep the change by the way”

“Well I just thought I’d be nice, you look like you could use a break.” He’s attempting to be a good ‘friend’ they aren’t exactly friends per say but it’s not like he hates her or anything

“Well, I’m gonna go and wait for my food… if you do want to go I’ll just be sitting down at one of the tables” That could’ve gone better but it also could’ve gone worse. Hopefully she doesn’t think he’s a weirdo for asking that.

I sense that I’ve lost another popularity poll… it is a sad day indeed

You know out of all the things you’ve done, this hurts the worst.

// fuck it why not

“You’re too late phantom thieves I have already made myself the Chad and you the soy jacks!” Sends the shittest meme ever made by mankind Into the phantom thief group chat

“…I feel like I shouldn’t call her back”

This is the third time you e done this akio, please stop

// since everyone else is posting this I might as well

“Look, I’m gonna say this one more time. I know I’m an ace detective but I still want to take that big bang burger challenge”

You could have named him anything. Yet you chose to name it pubes

If it were up to me I would’ve named him Henry

So true

// he is and I love him for it. Personally I prefer Minthara and lae’zel